Blog#2 "Women Rushed to the Hospital with a Massive Booger that continued to grow"-Article from the Onion

WOMEN RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A MASSIVE BOOGER THAT CONTIUED TO GROW:

 Last night ambulance was called to a home in the South Side of Minneapolis. It had been reported that a women who goes by the name of T.Hodge was having a hard time breathing after suffering from a ferocious head cold, when ambulance arrived at the scene they could tell that something was clogging the left side of her nostrils but they weren’t for sure what it may have been so to get a closer look they rushed her to HCMC in effort to save her life being that her breathing was getting harder by the minute. The ambulance drove faster and faster and within 5 minutes she arrived to the emergency room at the hospital. By this time this “thing” had become massive. It was hanging and it looked like it was green and gross to say but slimy. Although it seemed too big to be what it looked like, the ambulance crew team were wondering if that’s exactly what it was “A BOOGER!”. 

After waiting in the emergency room for what felt like hours, this “Thing” was now dragging the ground. Finally the doctors came to T.Hodge room in amazement starring at her for at least 5mins. Dr. Jonas was shocked he had never seen something so big and so green hanging from someone’s nose. T.Hodge described her experience as a horror she was afraid Doctors wouldn’t know what it was that was growing at a quick rate from her nose so becoming frantic she begin to ask questions and before she could get her answer another doctor came in and yelled out “it’s a BOOGER !!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT BREATHE BECAUSE YOU’RE BOOGER IS BLOCKING YOUR AIR WAYS AND ITS GROWING BECAUSE YOU HAVENT CLEANED YOUR BOOGER NOSE GROSSSSSSSSSS ITS TONS OF BOOGERS THAT ARE ADDING TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE BIG ONE”  To help T.Hodge be able to breathe again he brought in a big machine that was apparently use to suck thing out of weird places so he put that right to the end of that nasty booger and put it out of business. The doctors asked T.Hodge to promise she’d always clean her nose even when she didn’t feel like and she’d rather just let it weird things grow nasty.